Be part of a conspiracy!

Here's something fun - a mad lib conspiracy generator.

With its help, I was able to uncover this nefarious cabal:

In order to understand anarchism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Seattle Sea Hawks made up of Irish with help from Pastafarians.

The conspiracy first started during the Battle of Tours in Stonehenge. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Boston Tea Party.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by picking one's teeth.

They want to assault Pat Robertson and imprison resisters in a nursing home using dirigibles.

In order to prepare for this, we all must stop. Since the media is controlled by NOW we should get our information from George Bush.